Every once in a while I get the urge to tell you all about something happening in my life. This is one of those times. So, I lost my job two fucking months ago. Not like I got fired lost, but rather they decided my department just “wasn’t working out”. Which is bullshit, because really… Continue reading Shit happens.
Yesterday my oldest son (11) and his best friend tagged along with me on a few errands. We were out and about for probably about an hour. Within that hour, I learned a new hand gesture for oral sex, that a classmate asked one of their substitutes to do said hand gesture and asked him… Continue reading Periods, Boners & Wrinkly Avocados